My morning coffee time ritual of deleting spam messages got me thinking into what kind of person I would be if I were my spam face.First off, I will save thousands and no one will know. Someone will help me do that.
I will get 70% off discounts on several stuff which I would never want.
Someone wants to mail me free trial weight loss capsules.
Dozen emails need my attention or my urgent answer.
Several others tell me I have made a payment or to check on an invoice status or my payment was rejected.
Some prod me to go get an online degree in minutes
Some get me gender confused.
Some tell me all my worries are over …
I will get 70% off discounts on several stuff which I would never want.
Someone wants to mail me free trial weight loss capsules.
Dozen emails need my attention or my urgent answer.
Several others tell me I have made a payment or to check on an invoice status or my payment was rejected.
Some prod me to go get an online degree in minutes
Some get me gender confused.
Some tell me all my worries are over …
Some obviously think I love watches.
I am this insecure person who sends myself emails..
And I have 90% discount on ordering Acai berry supplements.
And I have 90% discount on ordering Acai berry supplements.
Spam Face obviously has a dozen people in her/his (?!?) life to help her solve all worries, get killer deal discounts and degrees with least effort. And also has financial issues with payments getting rejected and unauthorized payments being made.
I am happy I get to be spam face only for the few minutes I spend deleting her emails.
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Whoa, u are quite an observer. I only delete the spam stuff, dont even take a look at them. I really like the pictures that accompany your blog posts and you have a very nice style of writing, I must say!
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